Christian Firing Squad Executes Santa to Save Jesus
Written on December 21, 2010 at 5:50 am by God Discussion Reporter
Repent Amarillo, the extremist Christian group that has targeted swingers, gays, liberals and other “sinners” decided to shoot Santa Claus in order to save Jesus.
After reading a list of “crimes” against a Santa pinata, the Christian fundamentalists partook in a firing squad and shot holes into the Santa, proclaiming that they were acting in good fun in order to make a point that Christmas is about Jesus Christ.
“We have perverted Christmas,” (THE MOST ANCIENT FESTIVAL OF ALL TIME, THE PAGAN WINTER SOLSTICE) Repent Amarillo’s pastor stated, suggesting that Christians should give the gift of Christ to save people from going to hell.